Saturday, April 10, 2010

Baby Jane Gothica


BJ Gothica (WKTV's surrogate Audio Engineer), on a remote taping of Alice Donut and Tragic Mullato at CBGB. At the time... there were a number of Alternative Tenticles recording artists in New York City for a week of Live Shows.

Included in the lineup were the Beatnigs, featuring Michael Franti...

Gallery collection: Pop Art Portraits

Monday, April 5, 2010

Farmville Bonus Limitations ?


Earlier today, I clicked on a Fv post that was offering bonus points from one of my neighbors. Like many of you, I do this all the time… it adds extra points! Now, the makers of Fv offer the players a variety of cool options that facilitate the exchange of actual currency. These options (or gifts) are added as enhancements to a player’s farm and/or artistic theme.

In lieu of being directed to that “all too familiar window” which cheerfully displays an increase in score points, I was led to a darkened hollow and regrettably informed there is now a Limit of five Bonuses per player - per every 24 hours.

Note: Will the Rocket Scientist that instituted this aberration of fair play, please take a bow… now!!! ( ( ) + foot = satisfaction?

A few hours later, I found myself once again... considering this curious debacle. From the point of view of an application designer, I completely understood their need for rules and parameters.

Without proper direction… gamers will run amuck, they will burn down the nearest city or town – rape and pillage those with inadequate defenses and ultimately “change the features”, of your Petville avatar.

rewind and review . . . 
Quite clearly, none of the afore mentioned will ever occur as the result of a few misguided bonus points. Furthermore, I believe the loss in good will... far outweighs the cost for developers to reconsider their position on this matter.

The game itself is delightful for both grownups and children. It was designed to entertain… generate a few laughs and inevitably raise large sums of revenue to pay for future research and development. Progress along this line is evident by the omnipresent sync problems and reoccurring... whatever's !! 

Personally speaking… I see no logical reason for the Bonus Point Limitations. Arguably, someone in the other camp must have suggested it and the developers threw it in. Well Think Again Genius, you are defeating in part... the purpose of your endeavor.

a hypothetical scenario . . . 
Imagine for one moment, laboriously tending your fields and those of various neighbors. There has been little rain in several weeks and the Sun is radiating with an uncommon vengeance. You decide to take a break and close the application. You click on Home and get redirected to the Facebook News Feed. Somewhere in the mix is a familiar post and it reads… Get Bonus Points.

After clicking on the link, you are redirected to a page that illogically expounds; Your befuddled fandango… has been extricated to a dissipated membrane on the far side of the Eleventh Dimension!!

Now, does that make any sense to you… my point exactly.

Monday, March 8, 2010


Jardin Botanique à L'école Maternelle

Translation: Botanical Garden at the Preschool
The imaginary creatures of a young boys fantasy...



to be continued . . . 

Friday, February 12, 2010

Friends on Blogged

Dear Friends,
You may wish to follow my original blog... here on Blogspot!

The text is much better (no disrespect) and the images are reproduced with greater clarity... just a thought.

Enjoy your Holiday weekend!!!

Gallery image: The Snow Angel's View of Escobar

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

New Additions...

Proto-Semitics and Ritual Movement, is the newest addition to the gallery by Ron Maubidea. 

Distinct in figurative form, the Automatist Digital Sculpture is yet another extension of the artists continuing evolution in modern abstract concepts. 

Inspired by the earliest attestations of Proto-Semitic language (Akkadian and Eblaite, dating to the 23rd century BC), the image reflects the primitive movement of a ceremonial dancer.


In recent years, Egyptian researchers claim to have discovered earlier text in the form of "snake spells" that predate existing evidence by approximately 700 years. 

The find was dated between 2400 to 3000 BC.

Subtitle: 
An Irresistible Neurochemical Impulse to Dance

Cassandra Landau - Gallery Coordinator

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Farmville: Subliminal Time Bomb or Cultural Blight


Description: A computer game where the player can build and manage his or her own farm with livestock.

Player Report: After countless hours of relentless aural bombardment, I have painfully concluded that the musical theme for Farmville was composed by a Transmanian expatriate / Cosmosexual-Serial Killer! 

Furthermore... the ever-popular Pattypan Squash has been tainted with an Agent Orange residue... The genetically altered Daffodils have a sterilizing pollen that is hazardous to Honey production and Bee populations respectively.

Re: Livestock & Critters

The rabid sheep and carnivorous baby-pink pigs are in actuality, four-legged Porn Stars and Suicide Bombers in training. The Chicken Coop is the neighborhood Crack House and the zombiesque Avatars are ex-80's (certifiably brain dead) Club Kids.


Although not scientifically based, my findings are the result of controlled, user observations and electronic monitoring... The occasional use of cattle prods was a clinical incentive provided by other video game manufacturers.


In conclusion: This application is curiously addictive and time consuming. The user will find that maintaining a virtual farm (as in real life), is not as easy task without the assistance of others.

For the young... there are clearly positive Life Lessons to be considered in the Farmville experience. 

For those of an adult age... the application is a reasonable substitute for intellectual masturbation. It can serve as a brief interlude when working long hours online or as a communication tool in lieu of a common language . . . 

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Random Notes

What do Hunter Thompson, Peyote and Juarez Mexico have in common?

A new series of works by Ron Maubidea

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Quote: The best part about being here Today . . .
            was leaving Yesterday behind!

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Question...
How do you get the most from acknowledging the "Living Condoms" in our lives?

Answer... you do not!

Cassandra Landau - Gallery Coordinator