Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Momo le Homo (and other literary dribblings)


To He, who shall remain nameless (a worthy point of contention)

Thank you for vindicating the, Momo le Homo (Butt Bandit from Zanzibar) piece submitted by our mutual friend. You have singlehandedly reinforced the belief (to my dismay), that small minded / short sighted and gender intolerant journalists are alive and well in lieu of Almost Dead and Forgotten!

Your level of insightful journalism is of the sort that seeks divine meaning in lint-less naval cavities. I am certain that somewhere in your bathroom are countless quantities of Sani-wipes, organic brain bleach and blinker hoods.

What is clear, you are an overeducated dilettante that has acquired a minor station of visibility either through family, the like-mined, bending over a copy machine (the compromise) or quite possibly marriage. Regardless, your vacant expounding on the nation’s economic recovery (five weeks after President Obama’s inauguration) will serve future generations of writers as a barometer for the must to avoid.

People do not want “another” premature opinion, they want palpable results!

While many progressive thinkers attempt to expand their consciousness and universal understanding of “all things considered or being equal", as a reference point for new beginnings. Quite to the contrary, preconception and common claptrap (laced with archaic notions of urban legend) appear to dominate the origins that determine the continued worthlessness of your work.

The question is, have you ever considered astrophysics as a possible career change? Imagine for one moment the exhilaration of exploring a massive black hole (and never returning) or seated comfortably, straddled to a gamma ray pulsar . . . are you feeling the love!